Month: April 2017

Netflix Movie Review: Tramps is Before Sunrise for the Great Recession Generation

What do you do when it feels like there are no new stories to tell? You tweak something familiar to make it feel new again. Thus, we have the new Netflix movie Tramps, which takes […]

Top 10 Episodes of Lost Girl – Canada’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel Hybrid

Anna Silk, Zoie Palmer, Emmanuelle Vaugier and Rachel Skarsten are in Kansas City this weekend for Planet Comic-Con. Their five-season run (eh, technically Skarsten was only there for three of the five seasons) together on Lost […]

Split Pulled Off What Prometheus & 10 Cloverfield Lane Could Not

Spoilers Below for Split, Prometheus & 10 Cloverfield Lane. Obviously. So, Split is a secret Unbreakable sequel, Prometheus a not-so-secret Alien prequel and 10 Cloverfield Lane a sort of side-sequel to Cloverfield. We know all […]

Arrow’s “Dangerous Liasons”: Not Judging

Arrow is down to just two regular female characters right now – Felicity and Dinah. However, even if Thea, Laurel, Moira and Sara were all still around on a regular basis (or Nyssa, Shado, Katana, […]

Movie Review: Sand Castle Is Netflix’s Forgettable Answer to Jarhead

Throughout the new Netflix Iraq War drama Sand Castle, we repeatedly see Nicholas Hoult’s character staring at himself in the mirror. It’s usually just for a brief moment, such as when he’s brushing his teeth […]

Netflix Is The Way of the Future. Just Ask Sundance, Will Smith, Martin Scorsese or the Hell Or High Water People.

Netflix is evil. I’m so sorry, Netflix. I don’t know why I said that. Please don’t be mad at me. I just need another hit, man. Come on, I know you’ve got something to tide […]

This Is Me Reacting to Jeff Goldblum Being In Jurassic World 2

According to Buzzfeed (and various others sources), Jeff Goldblum will appear in Jurassic World 2. But, wait, didn’t his last return to the Jurassic Park franchise yield seriously diminished returns? And, hold on, we are […]

I’m Quitting The Flash

Cold hard facts: I don’t love The Flash the way I used to, and that probably shows in the quality of my recent episode reviews. As a result, the average readership for those reviews is […]

Doing My Best to Not Care If Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Is Better, Worse or Just as Good As the First One

The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 review embargo lifted yesterday, and the internet was flooded with mixed reviews from critics and Youtubers. The consensus? Vol. 2 is a sequel. Thanks, Captain Obvious. No, I […]

Ranking All 14 Episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Return, From Worst to Best

No Mystery Science Theater 3000 season is perfect. Every season is weighed down by episodes devoted to movies which are so bad not even Joel/Mike/Jonah and the bots can do much with them. This is […]