Category: Film Trailers

Rough Night and Girls Trip Are Basically The Same Movie With One Crucial Difference: Race

When I saw Colossal earlier this summer a strange thing happened before the movie started: they played the same trailer twice. Okay. That didn’t actually happen, at least not in the way I’m making it […]

My Cynical, Yet Overjoyed Reaction to the Star Wars: The Last Jedi Teaser Trailer

Move over, Thor: Ragnarok. There’s about to be a new most-watched trailer in Disney history. I present  to you the Star Wars: The Last Jedi teaser trailer: Cynical response: I wonder how much of Luke’s dialogue […]

Thor: Ragnarok, Or What It’s Like to Watch the Whole World Cheer As Your Favorite Franchise Is Burned to the Ground

Well, I certainly underestimated things. Like the millions of other people around the world, I watched the new Thor: Ragnarok trailer yesterday. However, I watched it just the one time in the morning and didn’t […]

The New It Movie Looks Like an R-Rated Stranger Things

Oh, what sweet irony that someone might watch the new It trailer and come away thinking, “They ripped off Stranger Things.” It’s set in the 80s. The main characters are a group of dorky kids […]

Spider-Man Has to Earn His Suit in the New Homecoming Trailer

Hey, you remember yesterday’s report that Sony is officially planning to use its 2018 Venom movie as an R-rated opening to a new cinematic universe independent of the Spider-Man movies they’re making with Marvel Studios? […]

The New Justice League Trailer Doubles Down on the Slow-Mo and General Zack Snyderness of It All

What WB just did with the Justice League is the movie trailer equivalent of scoreboard watching: the millions of fans who helped Batman v Superman and Suicide Squad gross a combined $1.61 billion worldwide last year can’t be […]

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Trailer: I Thought Star-Lord’s Dad Was, Like, A Planet or Something

At the very end of the new Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 trailer, Kurt Russell walks out of a ship, looking oddly like Spock’s brother from Star Trek V, and introduces himself to the […]

My One Problem With The New Logan Trailer

There shouldn’t be any X-Men comics inside the actual X-Men movies. Sorry. No. Nuh-uh. Not gonna do it. Wouldn’t be prudent at this juncture. But now there are. It happens at the :30 second mark […]

Trailer Round-Up: Baywatch, Spider-Man: Homecoming & War of the Planet of the Apes

They released them. You watched them. Now I talk about them. This is my discussion about the new Baywatch, Spider-Man: Homecoming and War of the Planet of the Apes trailers: Baywatch Remember how often the […]

Trailer Round-Up: Guardians of the Galaxy 2 & The Mummy

Screw an intro. Let’s go straight to the trailers, both of which you’ve probably already seen by now: Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Baby Groot is cute. I’m not completely in love with giving more […]