This fucking show.

At this point, I like to think that I’ve made my peace with what Arrow is at this point (or maybe I’m in denial). When a new friend tells me that they just binge-watched the first season on Netflix and loved it because it seems like the events in the show could actually happen in real life I smile wistfully, thinking, “I remember those days.” But, screw it, that was in the past. You want “Batman – The TV Show”? Watch Daredevil. You want a barely grittier version of The Flash? Watch Arrow. At this point, it is a comic book soap opera in the most comic book-y ways possible. Season 4 seems to know that in ways season 3 didn’t, and the show has arguably benefited as a result. Well, there were some hawk people around last week, but let’s agree to never speak of them again. Overall, though, the clearly lighter mood and tone has allowed the characters more room to actually have fun.

Even so, sometimes this show can be super, super dumb. “Dark Waters,” a ho-hum mid-season finale, is an example of that.

In this episode:

arrow-dark-waters-scene-the-cw-hd-720p-mp4_000038163A group of well-meaning environmentalist, recruited by Oliver’s mayoral campaign, donate their early morning time to a clean-up effort in the Star City bay, but they are almost instantly fired upon by a drone plane. That led to a standard action movie moment of a little girl (in this case, basically mini-Felicity) freezing in fear and refusing to move out of the way of the thing coming straight at her, thus forcing Oliver to save the day.

Oliver announces Damien Darhk’s identity to the rest of Star City to publicly shame and challenge him, but when he urges caution afterward (“Dude’s obviously going to retaliate”) everyone acts like Oliver’s just being his normal controlling self instead of the only rational man in the group. Did they all completely forget that Darhk is essentially pure magic, and they have no idea how to kill him? The symbolic nature of not caving in to terrorists, especially if you’re an aspiring politician, is the main point as is the episode’s recurring theme of everyone asserting just how capable they are of defending themselves. Still, Oliver oddly seems like the only one who might realize that no amount of armed guards will truly protect them from Darhk.

Mama Smoak just randomly finds Oliver’s discarded engagement ring while going through Christmas decorations.

Felicity seems slightly more pre-occupied with the engagement ring than the imminent danger they’re all in.

Felicity realizes Oliver was going to propose to her months ago with that soufflé because Curtis’ husband just happens to joke that straight people usually propose to each other by hiding engagement rings in desert. It’s so funny that he’d say exactly what Felicity needed to hear. Go away now, Curtis’ husband. You’ve fulfilled your narrative function. Only come back when you have even spectacularly convenient lines of dialogue again.

arrow-1400x1000Laurel stands firmly cross-armed and looks oddly more annoyed than concerned when trying to re-assure Oliver that Felicity, Thea and Diggle will be fine even though they have absolutely zero leads on where Damien Darhk took them.

Everyone continually cuts Laurel out of everything, from the fact that her dad has been Oliver’s inside man with HIVE for months or that her dad is dating Mama Smoak.

arrow-dark-waters-extended-trailer-the-cw-hd-720p-mp4_000026234Darhk reveals his plan involves Nazi-like gas chambers to cull the population, and then as a display of the chamber’s effectiveness he executives a HIVE ghost wearing very concentration camp-like clothes.   To top it off, he throws Felicity, the show’s only Jewish character, into the chamber along with Diggle and Thea.

Laurel saves the day by using her sonic choker-enhanced Canary cry, which is never not funny.

Plus, in the increasingly half-assed flashbacks Oliver goes mano-a-mano with a CGI shark lifted straight out of a SyFy Original Movie.

Individually, any one of those things might be par for the course for Arrow. Collectively, though, it seemed muddled, too silly for words and borderline offensive, all at the same time. Yet it was probably no different than The Flash’s similarly silly and muddled mid-season finale. Both shows have inarguably suffered from the seemingly endless Legends of Tomorrow set-ups, leaving each of them with precious little time to properly wrap everything up after the Heroes Unite two-parter. The result is “Dark Waters,” which was quite often made enjoyable solely due to Neil McDonough’s consistently daffy performance as Darhk. Plus, beyond the silliness there was clearly an effort to do something more here.

At this point, Arrow and The Flash are oddly running on nearly parallel tracks in one crucial area: the hero’s love life. Both Oliver and Barry Allen are wrestling with the idea of whether or not they can truly have it all, the danger and the girl. Oliver is clearly further along in his current relationship with Felicity than Barry is with Patty Spivot. However, it feels like both shows are hovering over that Spider-Man 2/Spider-Man 3 area of the superhero narrative where the guy attempts the noble, self-sacrifice route before the girl essentially tells him, “Buck up, Tiger. I’m not going anywhere.” That girl is then, inevitably, taken hostage and almost killed. It happened to Felicity in “Dark Waters,” and it will happen to Patty in The Flash’s first episode back from mid-season break.

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Go get ’em, Tiger. No, seriously. I mean it. I’m just super sad thinking about what’s going to happen in Spider-Man 3. You’re going to hit me!

However, in this age of what Scream Queens called “New New Feminism” how do you tell this kind of story anymore without seeming passé? The answer, as “Dark Waters” saw it, was to have every single female character in potential peril repeatedly claim their own agency. Thea doesn’t need nor she does she want Malcolm showing up to protect her. Laurel can take care of herself, thank you very much Overprotective Dad (who understandably protests that worrying about her is his eternal right as her father). Felicity, even as she’s being held prisoner by a madman, assures Oliver that she wants to marry him and accepts any danger that will come her way. Heck, she embraces it because with Oliver by her side she has a partner she’s ready to face the world with.

There’s a degree of more “telling than showing” here. For example, Thea standing up for herself sounds nice. Thea proving incapable of defending herself (or even putting up any sign of a fight) and ending up in the gas chamber doesn’t look so great. However, there is also an element of, for better or worse,genre convention here. The hero’s friends get taken hostage. A lot. That’s what happens in shows like this. It doesn’t always have to be the women. Diggle was in that chamber with Thea and Felicity, too.

But if there was a token effort to parallel Oliver, Quentin and Malcolm and their ongoing efforts to protect Felicity, Laurel and Thea respectively, the Oliver/Felicity pairing inevitably pulled focus. It is refreshing to see those two communicate so openly, even if he is still lying to her about his son. However, this ultimately feels like another victim to the way the season has had to devote so much time to Legends of Tomorrow. Oliver’s would-be engagement has been completely dropped since maybe the second episode, and his concerns over whether or not he can truly have it all with Felicity have kind of only barely been there throughout the half season. Their engagement should have felt like the satisfying and logical conclusion to a half season of build-up. The way it played out here? Not so much.

Oh, yeah, and also, Felicity might be dead. Had I mentioned that yet? No? Wow, I really buried the lead here.   That’s mostly because despite whatever the trailer for the next episode implied I doubt she’s really going to die. We do finally have our answer as to whose grave that was in the flash-forward in the season premiere. No one came close to guessing it. No, it’s not Felicity. It was that poor limo driver who was just riddled with bullets. That’s who Oliver feels responsible for. That limo driver never would have been in that position if not for him. Poor, poor limo driver. We never even knew your name.

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Posted by Kelly Konda

Grew up obsessing over movies and TV shows. Worked in a video store. Minored in film at college because my college didn't offer a film major. Worked in academia for a while. Have been freelance writing and running this blog since 2013.

10 Comments

  1. Ah, the first season…I remember how impressed I was that they made this comic book stuff believable….*sigh*

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    1. Guggiewenttomylawschooli'mashamedofthat December 11, 2015 at 12:53 PM

      The stunts back then were amazing.

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  2. This was a callback to season 1. About time they got back to constant action, emotions all over the place and Oliver literally kicking butt again. They even had Felicity being the one to save everyone at the bay cleanup with her downing the drone.

    It was the first time in a very long time that the hour was up before I knew it. This could have something to do with having watched the boring dreck of the Flash right before it but I doubt it.

    I thought Diggle was good, Speedy gets better every show and Lance was better than his normal morose self. The closed off crossed legs and folded arms of Laurel didn’t even get to me because it is now so consistent.

    It was also a lot more believable than the season 3 “death” of Oliver. Not that Felicity died.

    So glad LoT push is over. I hope, because they wasted so much time and put so little effort in the new show, they can concentrate on an action packed emotional drama comics packed second half. I seriously doubt it will happen but I can hope.

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    1. On Legends of Tomorrow – I think that Arrow and The Flash probably did the best they could with the burden of having to set so much up and, in Arrow’s case, resurrect multiple characters. It could have been a lot worse. However, I think both shows clearly suffered from the burden of having to devote so much time to LoT, and so much of what happened in “Dark Waters” would have been better served as maybe a two-part season finale, which they couldn’t do because they had to spend so much time on LoT.

      As for Felicity, after Oliver was “killed” in last year’s mid-season finale there is kind of an automatic “Yeah right” response to them threatening to kill anyone off at this point, although I believe that whoever ends up in that cemetery (at least for a while). Felicity coming back from a gun wound will at least be easier to believe than Oliver coming back from a sword being rammed straight through his chest before his body is kicked off the side of a mountain.

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  3. I agree it probably should have been a 2 parter but really can we trust these writers that much? Doing so much in one episode was a bit much but at least they got it in there. If they had tried to put it into 2 parts it might have been boring. I would rather they stuff everything including the kitchen sink in one episode and complain about it being too much.

    I will remember this as being good just because it was overfilled with action, Oliver actually being the Green Arrow I know him to be, a multitude of different stunts and not everyone in a line fighting, over the top drama, and fun evil excentric villains for a change.

    BTW do you think that Darkh’s family is in his box?

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  4. Guggiewenttomylawschooli'mashamedofthat December 11, 2015 at 12:44 PM

    Every moment bw Oliver and Felicity, no matter how cute, is tainted by him being a grotesque liar. No conversation they have should be described as “open” until he’s, you know, actually BEING OPEN. Lying to the woman he wants to make a stepmother, to keep his word to the nasty hag who hid the existence of his son for years? Makes no sense whatsoever, and the proposal is tainted, and meaningless bc Felicity will obviously dump him when she finds out.

    This season had four things going for it after the absolute crapfest miseryporn of last season: (1) NMcD as DD (we have no clue what his motivation is, but he’s fun and scary); (2) much less melodramatic angst and miseryporn; (3) Thea being awesome and getting a storyline; (4) Oliver and Felicity getting over the angst and melodrama (whether the viewer likes them together or apart is irrelevant, it’s getting rid of the angst and melodrama between them that was an improvement).

    With 4.08, two of the only four things the show had going for it are gone. Oliver and Felicity are going to do a deep dive back into that crap, and Felicity’s going to be lied to by the man she has lost herself in, nearly die, possibly become paralyzed, have to dump Oliver for being a lying tool, and have to interact with her father, the man who left her and caused all her issues in the first place. Between that and the premiere flash-forward, it’s just more miseryporn to come. I cannot figure these writers out. I actually think, seriously, that at least Guggenheim is quite stupid.

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  5. Ok, I am going to call BS on one thing: the promo for the next episode shows nothing at all about the grave belonging to the limo driver.

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    1. Well, they can’t give everything away. Come on. That’s just common sense. I can’t wait for the flashback which explains why Barry Allen would care about that limo driver enough to show up at his funeral. I bet that guy probably gave Barry a lovely father – son speech at some point when they happened to meet. Barry brings that kind of thing out of you.

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  6. […] life,” echoing what Felicity told Oliver last week. Laurel has also used that same basic line, both with Oliver and her dad.  In short, everyone on the show seems to be in a rush to claim their own agency lately. Not only […]

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