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The Orville’s “Firestorm” Does Twists for Twists Sake & I Liked It

“Firestorm” drops us into the middle of a crisis. The ship takes on heavy damage while attempting to escape some kind of ion storm. An engineering crewmember is trapped under falling scaffolding. The only person strong enough to save him is Alara, but she freezes when a fire breaks out. When he dies and the ship, safely out of the storm, enters into a respectful mourning period, Alara cannot forgive herself, seemingly setting us up for an episode-long examination of the suppressed trauma which caused her to be so spooked by the sight of fire. This, clearly, is to be an hour devoted not to the loss felt by family and friends but instead the long-lasting guilt of the survivors and failed protectors.

Just kidding. It’s actually a total mind fuck episode with a scary clown, giant monster, a swarm of spiders, and a killer robot.

On more than one occasion, Alara openly asks what the hell is going on, and explanations like group psychosis and general space sickness come and go, offering us a framework to latch onto until we sense some kind of “it’s all a dream” explanation is in the offing. In the end, Alara is alone on the ship, hunted by a suddenly red-eyed and genuinely menacing Isaac, but in actuality, she’s acting out a training simulation to help her work through her fears. Her short-term memory was wiped beforehand to ensure she doesn’t know she’s just on the holodeck.

I’ll give this to them: I didn’t see any of that coming. As with Family Guy and now The Orville, Seth MacFarlane’s stock and trade is imitation. His shows produce slightly more rambunctious, harder-edged versions of things we’ve already seen before. So, you often have an idea where the storylines might be going before they ever get there. “Firestorm,” though, caught me totally off guard. I mean, how can you really predict scary clown on a spaceship? Thus, my immediate reaction is one of begrudging respect.

I’m also frustrated. “Firestorm” is classic, dark Star Trek. Directed by Brannon Braga and written by Cherry Chevapravatdumrong (Family Guy’s only female writer, btw), the episode is perfectly scripted to land on killer cliffhangers every act break, delays the reveal of what’s actually happening just long enough for us to be as confused as the characters, and offers admirable horror movie scenarios, about as scary as a (supposedly) family-friendly major broadcast TV show can be. But why can the Orville be this good a week after what might have been its worst episode, or if not worst then at least most troubling, seeing as how they played a rape allegory for laughs.

Maybe because it’s still a show in its first season and these things take time to find the right balance. All post-Original Series Trek shows, including Discovery, suffered inconsistent first seasons. In The Orville’s case, they still haven’t quite figured out how to be funny and serious at the same time. Maybe it’s also because given MacFarlane’s sensibilities The Orville will always be at risk of occasionally trying to make grand statements that either come off as overly derivative or regrettably ill-conceived.

Either way, if “Cupid’s Dagger” was everything wrong with The Orville “Firestorm” is everything right. It begins from a place of real emotion, evolves into a sci-fi/horror scenario, sprinkles in the occasional joke (some of them work, some don’t), and figures out how to best use the entire cast in what is ultimately an Alara-centric episode. It takes full use of the show’s sci-fi malleability and gives us yet another episode which is quite unlike any they’ve done before. In so doing, though, it arguably sacrifices what begins as a somber conversation about guilt and turns it into a comparatively empty exercise in twisty storytelling. However, after “Cupid’s Dagger” I welcome such a well-executed sci-fi mind fuck.

There are now only two episodes left in the season since Fox has decided to shift the thirteenth episode into next season. So, two more and then we’re done until 2018. I hope whatever they have in store for us is as good as “Firestorm.”


  1. Screensaver joke? Really?
  2. Ohhhhhhhhh yeah, I keep forgetting they have their own Scotty/La Forge in engineering. We just never see him.
  3. Bortus in a powdered wig might make this entire episode worth it.
  4. “Ah, yes, the humans, the hillbillies of the galaxy”- Classic Doctor Robert Picardo
  5. Nice callback to Alara’s love of boxing.
  6. Scary clown? Is this episode about to turn into an IT rip-off?
  7. Can’t figure out if the “pies, seltzer bottles” line, played dead straight in the moment, is supposed to be funny or not.
  8. Kudos to the episode’s composer for the various Aliens and Total Recall homages in the score, particularly right before the clown attacks Alara in the darkened cargo bay. Both movies make for perfect reference points given what’s happening in the episode.
  9. “Notify the crew” – And tell them what exactly? “Beware scary clowns”
  10. Bortus vs. alligator and it happens off-screen? For shame.
  11. Whoa, she killed Nurse Park? I’d assumed she simply stunned him.
  12. Penny Johnson Jerald is making a meal out of this space sickness.
  13. Kelly: “This is going to sound like I’m talking out of my ass” / Isaac: “Then please enunciate” – One of the best jokes of the season.
  14. Gordon’s dead? Calling it: Alara’s actually stuck in a sci-fi dream scenario.
  15. So, Isaac’s kind of the perfect horror movie villain, huh.

What did you think of “Firestorm”? Let me know in the comments.


  1. Great review! And yeah, I really enjoyed this one. I skipped last week’s episode because it looked boring, but this one was captivating.

    Alara is starting to be one of my favorite characters, and I’m glad this episode was focused on her. I especially liked the Doctor’s performance, and the episode kept me guessing out loud about what the plot might actually have been. (In the end, I did guess “simulation” around the time Alara and Isaac started trying to kill each other.) And I liked the “Alien” references (of woman fighting robot.)

    Clowns don’t bother me, but that giant spider scared the sh@t outta me. I totally did not see that one coming although the little spiders didn’t bother me all that much. Go figure! The doctor going insane actually was scary though, and I like that actress even more, (even though I hated her hairstyle).

    And yeah, Isaac’s clueless statement about enunciation was the funniest thing in the episode.

    1. “Great review!”


      “I skipped last week’s episode because it looked boring”

      A wise move. The unintended commentary “Cupid’s Dagger” made was ethically problematic, but the episode was also very boring.

      Alara has had a couple of mini-showcases so far, episodes where she was the lead of the B-Story or got to be the one who saved the day, as she did last week. But this was a good full-on showcase episode for her. Like you, she is becoming one of my favorite characters.

      The actress playing the doctor was having so much in this episode.

      As for the horror imagery, the only part that made me uneasy was the sight of Isaac standing at the end of the hall in darkness, his red eyes standing out like two fireballs and the shadows bouncing off of him making his mouth look slightly monstrous.

  2. So glad I’m not the only one who noticed the copious “Alien” references in the score–and elsewhere. (Anyone else note the episode’s final image? Alara, closely framed, eyes closed…i.e. Ridley Scott’s famous self-described “sleeping beauty” shot?)

    P.S.: Have to admit, I wasn’t particularly freaked out by “Cupid’s Dagger”…until now. After reading yr comments, I’m thinking my affection for the show has/had disabled my “profoundly troubling material” detectors. I’ll be more alert next time.

    1. “So glad I’m not the only one who noticed the copious “Alien” references in the score–and elsewhere. (Anyone else note the episode’s final image? Alara, closely framed, eyes closed…i.e. Ridley Scott’s famous self-described “sleeping beauty” shot?)”

      Okay, 1. I’m also so glad I’m not the only one who noticed the Alien references. I’m that weird guy who has a bunch of Spotify playlists full of movie scores. So, I have heard that Alien music a lot, more times than I can count. I didn’t know if I was thus more prone than most to notice that music being referenced in the episode. As you mentioned, though, it wasn’t just the score. There was a lot of Alien in the episode either way. Speaking of which…

      2. Great catch on the “sleeping beauty” shot. For all of my Alien talk, that particular comparison escaped me until now.

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